- (Bimbo 1) Dear Santa. - (Bimbo 2) Santa Claus!
(Child 3) Little Santa Claus.
(Macéo) Santa Claus, my name is Macéo and I have six and a half years.
(Benjamin) My name is Benjamin and I'm six.
(Satine) Santa Claus, My name is Satine and I have seven years.
(Bimbo 4) Santa Claus this year I was very good, very good.
(Bimba 1) Santa, this year I did really good, ...
..a part when I pulled my hair to my sister.
(Girl 2) It is my grandfather who is writing.
(Bimba 2) I would like some markers and a house from princesses.
(Bimba 2) A fairy costume and a tie for my grandfather ...
..because I love him so much.
(Bimbo 5) Dear Santa, as a gift I would like a bike, ...
- (Bimbo 6) Of the video games. - (Bimbo 7) An aircraft giant.
(Bimba 2) A princess dress.
(Bimba 3) I wish I brought peace in the world.
(Bimbo 8) I would not like a little sister.
(Bimba 5) ..a puppy, Santa Christmas, you can bring it to me immediately?
(Antoine) (Dear Santa, my name is Antoine and I have six years.)
(Antoine) (The other day, I and Hugo we beaten ...)
(..because Teases me when I say that you exist, ...)
(..invece He says no.)
(Antoine) (Apart from that are almost always polite, I have many good grades ...)
(..and For asthma'm very careful, as he said the mother.)
(Antoine) (So, this year I want one dressed as a pirate, binoculars, ...)
(..a Garage, a "guess who" and Skylanders.)
(Mom) 'Go to sleep, honey.
- Love ... do you hear me? - Huh?
If you do not go to sleep, Father Christmas will pass.
Shall we?
(Antoine) (But the gift I want most in the world ...)
(..it A ride on your sled with you.)
(Antoine) (Please, Santa, I wait for you.)
(NOISE INDEFINITE)
(THUD)
Get lost!
Go to sleep !
This did not take!
Oh, did you hear what I said? Back inside!
- Go! - I'm too happy! I'm glad you're here too.
- (Mama) Antoine, yet awake? - (Santa Claus) Ssh!
- Then, we understand, Huh? Shut up ! - (Mama) Antoine?
- (Mama) Antoine, honey? - Go to sleep, okay?
(CRUNCH THE DOOR)
Did you see, Santa Claus? I said nothing.
Bravo, Santa is proud of you.
- And my presents, Santa Claus? - If you do not sleep, you have nothing.
(VERSES OF EFFORT ANTOINE)
(FROM FRIGHT)
Help Santa Claus!
Help ... Santa Claus!
Santa Claus, help!
- Santa Claus... - Are you crazy ?
I told you to stay in your room.
It stinks so much mouth.
Do not move. Stop here.
Santa Claus ?
- Where's your sleigh? - There is not !
- And where ? It has broken ? - Yes, right, is broken, it is over gasoline.
(VERSES OF EFFORT SANTA CLAUS)
(Santa Claus) Fuck.
- There's my name? - Yes There is.
Holy shit. How the fuck ...
(VERSES OF EFFORT SANTA CLAUS)
Go, go, go ... you've killed him!
(CLOSING THE WINDOW)
- Gold is the gasoline of the slide, so it is ? - Yes, right.
And you did not see me. It's a secret, okay?
- But my gifts? - After, now sleep!
- It was delicious. - Thank you. - i give you the recipe.
Tonight you really outdone yourself.
- Oh ! Merry Christmas ! - Merry Christmas, Children! - Merry Christmas to you.
- Good evening. - Have fun! - Good evening. - Good evening.
Santa Claus, wait for me!
Santa Claus ?
- Stop following me. - you make me take a ride on your sleigh?
Yes, I was asked to make a sleigh ride together with you.
Okay, it counts to one thousand, and the sled will come.
I can not count up to a thousand, only up to a hundred.
- Then do It ten times. - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 ...
- Santa Claus ! I want to stay with you ! - Shit, stop!
- Stay with me ! - Leave me alone !
- It is ... - Do not do that. Shut up! Good grief! - Please !
I'm happy to take me a ride with you.
Yes, good, here is the sled.
Santa Claus ! Santa Claus ?
Santa Claus !
(Speaker) The attention of gentlemen passengers ...
..that the train will make a short stop for regular traffic.
We thank you for your patience.
- Listen ... you have to leave. - Why do not you give me my presents?
No Santa Claus!
Back at home, small, It's better for you.
- i can not Go home. - That's your problem.
What's up ? Would you like a present?
(ACOUSTIC SIGNAL CLOSING DOORS)
(Policeman) We sent a patrol on site.
I know it's difficult without the sled.
I did not know you had the fake beard.
Ah? Already.
- (Passenger) Sorry, agents ... - (Policeman) Tell me.
Well, yes ... You know, when I They fall stressed hair.
A lot of people fall hair, I shaved.
And Santa Claus beardless It sucks, so I put a fake.
(Passenger) is that Santa Claus over there, the one with the baby.
- i knew you were Santa Claus. - Yes ... but it's a secret.
- i do not Tell anyone. - Promise?
Summer or winter, I go to hell if I lie.
- (Passenger) you can control? - (Santa Claus) Come on, let's go.
- If you help to find Gold, you make me a ride on the sleigh? - Yup.
These are coins that my dad He took me around the world.
- Put them back in the backpack. - There Are coins ... - Put them back in the backpack!
..dalla China, Japan ...
If you want, I give them to you for your sled.
Fuck!
- Come on, come on, there's no time. - But it is my treasure!
- Let's go, I said. - But it is my treasure! - Come on!
Police, good evening. The documents, please.
Good evening.
It does not look like much. Here is beardless.
- Oh yes ! - Fine. - Excuse me.
- Because you dress? - It's not a disguise. - Ssh.
Open arms.
- is That your son? - Yup.
But no, not my father, is Santa Claus.
Hey ... what we said before?
Calm down, sir. Open your legs.
I'm sorry, the fact is that, unfortunately, his mother and I we're separating, ...
..però lets me for Christmas ...
- And this ? - It's my anklet, I have a permit until eight.
- I'm at the Santé, he can control. - now control does not move.
- Claude, has an anklet electronics. - Oh yes ? What do we do ?
What are you doing ?
Put that away!
Please forgive in ... put away!
Yes, I checked. You can stand out.
Little man, this man is your father?
Hmm ...
Yes, it's my father.
And your dad... And how is your father?
What are all these questions? It is true !
- the name of your father what? - is dad.
- Yeah ... You can open the backpack?
You forgot this.
Thank you.
- Here's his document. It's all okay. You can go. - Thank you.
Merry Christmas.
And remember, we are calm.
- As always. - It's OK.
- Excuse me, what have you in the leg? - It is not to miss.
Now you you go to bed.
- It 'sure that Mom waiting for him below? - Of course.
- You promised, you come from? - Yup, I finish my lap and then I come.
- i swear? - now you have wearied me.
- (Spits) okay? - Yup.
Their ! My gold!
Hey ! Wait! Stop!
- Taxi ! - Hello hello, Santa Claus!
- See you later ! - Stop.
Come back here! Hey !
(SUDDEN BRAKING AND THUD)
(FROM FRIGHT)
Santa Claus !
You are immortal.
- can you hear me? - What happened ?
Pretend ?
- Lord? - Are you all right, sir? - They're coming for help.
Do not move sir. Police and the ambulance, they're coming.
- i have nothing. - Lord, wait.
No, no, no. It should not move, should not move, sir.
- Why do you leave? - this baby is his son?
Santa Claus, wait for me!
Find me a little water.
E 'detergent.
Give me your backpack.
- Ah, I forgot it in the taxi. - No, please tell me you did not.
Yup !
What are you doing ? I am not a dog.
But with caresses They do not fall hair.
(SOUND SMS)
3, 2, 1, takeoff! Ooooh!
- Stay here, I'll be back. - Where are you going ? - I'm going by the Man Black.
I told you, I can not do.
I do not care, I want my money.
Do you want to get yourself a nice ride with the boys? Reply.
- So what are you doing ? - There It is.
- He is gone ? - Yup.
Why are you here? You've done something stupid?
Yes, but small.
Listen, before ... when you come down with rope, you had dizzy?
What is dizziness?
- Come. you know That only my aide can hop on the sled - Yes?
- Yes, to travel And bring gifts around the world. - Yup.
- Will you be my assistant? - Yes, yes.
The North Pole is called proof of the stop.
Everyone working for me to do.
- now what do i do? - you must down. - But I do not know how.
I understand ! Look, it's okay, I I'll find another aide. Hail!
Wait!
If you want to do it ... Now go down.
- Are you awake, you! - I know !
- And tell me, what's your name? - Antoine ... and what about you?
- father Christmas. - Daddy is not a name. - But yes.
We are many, there is Daddy Long Legs, Papa Bear, Barbapapà ...
Dad Beaver. See? Dad, in fact.
- Your dad instead what it's called? - i do not have a dad.
Like me.
You know the history of Zebrito?
Zebrito was the son Mom and Dad zebra ...
..a day Zebrito wanted to do a walk in Savannah ...
..and his dad told him: Okay Zebrito ...
"..but Is' careful not to miss, and the crocodile from the big mouth. "
Are you listening?
But then it happens that Zebrito She gets lost and meets the crocodile.
Come on, we go down.
(ACOUSTIC SIGNAL OPENING DOORS)
- Where are we going ? - At the village Santa Claus. - Beautiful !
(ITEMS OF CONFUSED CLOCHARD)
- i thought i lived at the North Pole. - of course i live in the North Pole.
This here is ... is my branch in France, see?
- There's one in every country. - It's not very nice.
Yes, indeed. It 'so to keep it recognize, it is unassuming.
If you think about all the kids like you They were knocking all the time?
- Here Are the toys? - yes. - i can See them?
Ah, you want them to see?
Ready ! Santa Claus, the field 28C.
Yes, elf, it's me.
As you put with gifts? It's all OK ?
Look here is my helper, He would like to see the factory.
Yes, good. Well, then we arrive.
Oh, okay! Sorry, we can not go, they have too much work. Come?
Another time ... Huh?
- Hey, Santa, you suck. - Leave him alone, It is a sprite.
- How are you ? - Who is he ?
This is a troll!
- (Laughing) Come in. - yes. Wait here.
Good morning ... I am the new Santa's helper.
- How much you owe to That guy? - Oh, quite a while ...
I asked him for a loan to buy tools.
I do the work, It goes wrong and I end up inside.
Now, I do not spring more, wants back the money. I spring.
I like you, you know why? Do not ever change, you are faithful to your beliefs.
Are you a revolutionary brother, I've always told you.
Oh, no, fuck, do not start with Stalin, please.
- Is not Stalin! - It's the same. - you Trotsky!Is not the same thing.
- Plan, huh. - Breathe.
Here, so to speak ... You could hide. Hand !
You do virtually anything to get you in trouble.
- Done ! - Ah!
Hey ... imp ...
This is gold?
Elf?
This is gold?
Ah! Is' attentive, fuck!
- Do you want me I'll talk to that guy? - No, No, No, Leave It alone.
Look what I made the mediator to the municipality, I.
I do not care. And then I bought the addresses.
- As you want... - Floor.
- with shoulder down As you do? - I have the kid. - The boy? !
Yes, it is a climber, not afraid of anything.
But really, it's a boy in pajamas.
You're stupid. What kind of ideas you have.
Ah! Fuck! Oh, oh! That's enough ! Go 'to take the equipment.
Quiet, will not hurt at all ...
It will not hurt.
What's this?
- Intercom children. - I'm not a nanny.
Look who use millions moms, takes over.
(SCREAM OF PAIN)
Oh, that happens out here?
Look, it's gold.
- Are you him That you took? - Yes because ? You want to give it to him?
No, no, no, that's okay. And then what is good for nothing. Here.
- Thank you. - Camille. - Huh? See you.
It 'a good start, but now we put a plus, right? Come on.
Go!
- Santa Claus, the i drive your sled? - Ssh!
Do you want to ride my sled?
If you become the best of the helpers, maybe one day you'll drive.
Agree ? Walking.
Hey ! Here !
Do not turn on the light, never.
We must be discreet.
Ssh! Slowly, slowly, I said plan.
Listen, it's important! I'll go down ...
..entri ... and take away all the gold you find, understand?
Mother says that you should not steal.
Well, Mom was right ...
I mica I asked you to steal ...
Not the same thing, we do not steal, it is for the sled, okay?
And do not turn on.
- It was not me. - It was me ? - No.
Come on.
Why do people hide the gold, if it's not something that you steal?
Why is a game among the people, Santa Claus and insurance.
- what Are the insurance? - Enough with the questions.
Give me the crowbar.
What's up ?
No, not a real foot foot ... pork and a work tool. Ok?
You do not understand, do you?
Open the bag.
Crowbar ... Okay?
(TO AMAZING)
- do not Go down the chimney? - with the chimneys i have stopped - Yeah?
Well, yes ... I sporcavo all I would walk down the chimneys ...
..and the elves is raging because after they had to clean my clothes.
The window is best.
If gold can not find it it means that there ...
It's tucked away in the usual places, these places and I know them.
- If I fall I get hurt? - Hand, not risk anything with me. - Safe ?
Hey, you with Santa Claus or not?
Hey, wait! Antoine!
(VERSES OF EFFORT)
Are you crazy ?
Idiot !
That's not the balcony, It is next ...
- Turn off the torch. - Why did you sent down the wrong balcony?
What are you saying ? Are you you jumped!
- Come help me! - Sorry, but if I could go down, to me serviresti
- do not shout so loud. - I'm not shouting!
Good evening, please, would you help me to go on the balcony?
I have to pick gold for Santa Claus.
What are you doing ? Who are you talking to ? Is there anyone ?
Merry Christmas ! See you soon !
- You're angry ? - Yes, I'm angry.
You are the stupidest aide I've ever had.
Well, I'm angry with you. No I love you more. Bad !
Neither do you want. You're sending the evening air.
Who cares !
Ah, you do not care?
And even that's your fault, no child in the world will have their gifts?
- this is not true. - It is true...
And the sleigh ride as you can forget, you never will.
(Gasps OF ANTOINE)
Forget what I told you. I'm sorry.
Come on, come here. Do not take it, not I thought those things I told you.
(ANTOINE BAD BREATH) What do you have? Calm down! Breathe!
Breathe.
Take a breath.
Slowly.
Are you feeling better ?
You scared me to death.
Why not me you said you had asthma?
I told you in my letter.
Yes, but your letter ... You know how many letters I receive?
- Will i be able to do the sleigh ride? - of course, do not worry.
Yes, because otherwise I can not to see my dad on his star.
- Who told you that ? - He told me mom.
That's why I'll help you.
You must not turn on.
It was not me.
Come on, we have work to do.
Here we go. Ago 'plan, careful.
Remove the piece of glass very carefully.
- I fell ... - Shit!
It 'does not matter. Okay.
One must be careful, because the glass size and makes noise.
Anyway, You say a lot of bad words.
- That was not a dirty word. - Yes, It was a dirty word. - No yes.
No ! And stop to say yes or I get angry.
I do not understand what the problem is with you,...
..of usually the guys at your ages running around, ...
..this scaccolano nose, They say bad words.
From, of 'a dirty word.
On, say it!
- Fife! - No, not a dirty word, is a tool.
- Another. - Then, cabbage. - this is a vegetable.
- Snots. - Goes better, But not enough. Find another.
You know why you smell like dog poop?
Ah, this begins ... continue to like.
- Because your mother is an old bitch and you're ... - Hey!
Do not talk about my mother.
Are you dumb ?
- Where did you hear this? - He called Hugo to school.
- Your friend Hugo is a real ... - A real asshole!
Well said ! Bravo ! High five.
Hugo knows this do?
Come on let's go.
- 1, 2 ... do you copy? - Yup.
- (Santa Claus) And now, do you copy? - Yes. - Great!
Why do not we talk to the head?
How did you do with the goblin toys factory.
Okay ... so, if you want.
We can try to see ... (WORDS NOT AUDIBLE)
Santa Claus ?
Santa Claus ? I can not hear you.
(SANTA TALK TO CLICK) Santa Claus, can not hear you.
Problem field with telepathy ... I think that...
Sorry, sometimes it works, sometimes not, it is.
We will talk with the phone system, it is better. Come on let's go.
Go slowly, bent over, spread your legs apart.
So. There you are.
So.
(Santa Claus) It 'attention with the glass.
(Sound of breaking glass)
(Antoine) Do not worry, I did not cut.
Very good.
Look, you have to know one thing ...
In some apartments there is an alarm. It operates when ...
(ALARM SIREN)
Do not worry. Quiet. Now stop, Antoine!
(Santa Claus) All right? (VERSES SCARED OF ANTOINE)
Everything is alright !
Antoine. Can you hear me ? Antoine?
(Sigh of relief) Seen ? It was nothing.
- However, It was strong. - But no, it was so loud!
Well, we have five minutes before shots again the alarm. Where are you ?
- I'm in a house. - i know this.
- And who's in the house? - There is a kitchen.
Perfect, Go!
(NOISE OF A CHAIR)
Antoine dropped. Please unhooked.
- Wow! - What's up ? Have you found anything ?
- Yup ! - Thing ?
- of snacks, And cookies cocoa. - Let them lose those.
- Think Gold, Antoine. - Biscuits orange!Tarts.
Clear all: coffee, sugar, flour. Maybe there's hidden gold.
Go, go, go!
- find anything? - (Antoine) nothing.
Open the refrigerator, look there.
Pizza ! Pizza ! Zucchini ! Mushrooms!
- Forget It, changing room. - Ok.
It should be 'in the bedroom. Come on, move, move.
- Come on come on ! - Here, There are.
(Santa Claus) have two minutes to put the room upside down.
(VERSES OF CHEERFUL ANTOINE)
Antoine you do?
Oh, I'm a ghost!
- find anything? - There's nothing here.
There is a fireplace or something?
- Yes, But It is closed. - It should be 'in the bathroom.
- There are. - There's the water? - Yup.
Open the toilet.
- Santa Claus is inside a bag. - And go!
- Take it! Take it! - It 'full of gold.
Well, now come on, come on, come on, come on, come back.
(TO SURPRISE)
(VERSES OF BATTLE OF ANTOINE) What do you do, Antoine?
Antoine? Did you find another?
- No, i have not found anything. - Come on, fuck, there's one minute.
Let me see !
Ah, you're a champion!
- I'm a good helper? - You are the best !
(SIREN OF ALARM) Fuck!
Street ! Go, go, go, go!
- we have Enough gold? - Seriously? we have just begun.
- you know the story of Zebrito? - It sucks your story.
- It is not true that sucks. - yes. - No.
- Yes, I tell you. - No !
- Yes Yes Yes yes. - No, No, No, No.
(ANTOINE RIDE)
(WHISTLE)
- How are you ? - Huh?
- What do you want ? - anything.
- Lowers music. - Why do not you like?
Lowers the music, wake up the small, scares him. Leave us alone.
(MAN CAR RIDE)
(SCREAM OF PAIN)
(HORN)
- (Panting) Who is it? - the aide of the black man.
What are you doing? Come on!
I'm coming.
They left the bicycle. Li beaks!
Come on, come on.
- Are you OK ? - i was afraid.
As you see, the craft Santa Claus is risky.
But the good news is that you passed all the tests.
In the name of the powers I been given, I, Santa Claus ...
..Sovrano The Great Sled, Lord of the thousands of toys ...
..davanti this sacred tree ... I appoint you aide official ...
..of Santa Claus, that is me!
Done.
Look, this style aide.
(TOWARD ANTOINE)
Why are you making that face?
It is not given to everyone to wear this dress, is class, you know.
In fact, Santa Claus, not about to be your helper official.
Thing ? Are you kidding ? And why, excuse? Tell me.
It's only my fault if the man black is chasing you.
I stole this.
When you take something home of the people, and not gold ...
..allora stealing.
But no, not steal, do not worry, not stealing, I tell you.
What then?
What?
It '... Well, is not stealing.
If Santa Claus says that is not stealing, trust ... Come on.
But is it true that you're Santa Claus?
If I am Santa Claus?
And you think those are?
Come on, let's go, it's late.
I want to see your sled.
Ah, no. It is not possible.
(RING OF A CELL)
I want to see the slide.
- Ready ? - (Black Man) What game you are playing ? I kill you.
Wait, wait a moment ... Antoine?
- (black Man) Reply, i talk to you. - Antoine.
- I'm going back home. - Look, I'll call you back!
Wait, Antoine.
Okay, I will show the slide.
Shit, I do not believe, my aide is blackmailing me.
Watch out!
This is where I He crashed the sled.
- For real ? - Yup.
(MUSIC)
(Santa Claus) Come!
(MUSIC AND APPLAUSE)
(MUSIC)
(Ballerina) Chantal, hurry up!
- See, she's my official spy. - Hello, Santa Claus.
- Marie! - Let me go, it's late.
Wait, I want to introduce my new super helper, Antoine.
Hello. Enjoyment, Antoine, I'm Maria.
- Mary As your mother? - No, That is the mother of Jesus.
It's nice, eh?
- Is it true that her boobs? - Stop It, do not say these things.
Hugo says that her mom wants buy the new boobs ...
..but his father does not want to because they cost too much.
Yes, these are real boobs.
Do not move from here, I'll be back.
Stay here, I have to check something.
- Where's the baby? - you out here.
- Thanks For letting me Come. - Yes, But now i Go out, please.
Come on, we know each other.
- Come on, help me. - of course.
(CELLPHONE RINGING)
- Ready ? - (Black Man) Hello, asshole!
No, I'm the helper of Santa Claus. Hello, my name is Antoine.
(Black man) Ah, yes? And now where you are, Antoine?
- is not It too risky? - Quiet, it's all right.
- i do not care For you, But For him. - Everything is alright.
Do you know what ? I think I'd be a good dad, I.
- you know That i Will Go out soon. - Yup.
I want to see you again. I can not leave like that.
It can not function.
Brings the baby home and do not come back.
- the slide where? - on the ground above, but I do not know what state it is.
Well, then I do not tell you Next year.
Indeed !
- is That your girlfriend? - It's something a little complicated.
- I say it's your girlfriend. - And what do you know of love?
(Chanting) is your girlfriend! She is your girlfriend !
Buffoon.
- Are you Ready, little man? - Ready.
- It's beautiful. - True, it's beautiful.
Oh ! You're happy ? Now you see her.
Come on, let's go.
Call my dad with telepathy.
No, no, that's enough, Antoine, Now we have to go.
- Please. - It's not the case ! Look, let's do this ...
Why do not we call someone else ... Lady Gaga. We call Lady Gaga!
No, I want my dad.
- what do you call your dad? - Daniel.
Rings.
Ready ? Daniel? Yes, I am Santa Claus, how are you?
I'm here together Antoine on the sled.
Yes, it is fine.
- Well, between one to two hours, missing ... - dad, i miss you so much.
- miss i so much Mom, i Think always to you. - You 'speak to me!
He says he does not know where It will be later.
- dad, Tell me. - Wait!
Here, the line dropped.
- Pope ! - And 'fall, I tell you.
- Pope ! - Fell.
- you must Wait For me, talk to me. - And 'fall line.
We must hurry, Santa Claus. We have to go for gold.
(Antoine) We must go for gold!
Your father said you do not have follow strangers in the street.
(ANTOINE SING JINGLE BELLS)
Antoine!
- What's up ? - Look, i gotta Tell you something.
It is complicated, but in fact I ...
(VERSES OF PAIN)
Santa Claus ! Santa Claus !
Quiet, I'm fine.
Chat much the little guy on the telephone. What are you playing?
It's the fault of these two, They were scaring the little ...
- i can not work without him. - give me what you have.
It is in his backpack.
That's all ?
Of course, we have just begun.
I want it all by tomorrow. I got it ?
I got it.
Why did you give him all the gold?
It is an old story between me and the black man, we are enemies forever.
He has won this battle, but we, believe me, we will win the war.
I assure you that will not prevent us to start the slide, my friend!
Come on!
Of their ! I struck gold!
(Santa Claus) Bravissimo! Now go up again, soon!
Yeah! Yuppie! (ANTOINE ROARS)
Yes, it is beautiful, but it is too big, too big.
Does not enter the reservoir.
Wow! And this ?
This is perfect. It's small, golden, It puts around your finger, neck!
Okay, the measurement is correct. It is golden, It shines, but not gold, are buttons.
(Laughing) Yeah!
(Antoine) Yeah!
(Santa Claus) Now I'm fine!
- As ? - No, it does me good to get out prig of ... from the North Pole.
- You're not good at the North Pole? - It is boring, an icy prison.
(DISCO MUSIC)
(Santa Claus) For the last time, when gold is not there?
(Antoine) means that there is.
(Santa Claus) and is hidden in the same places. And these places ...
- (Antoine) We know them! - (Santa Claus) Yes!
(DISCO MUSIC)
Then the snake goes around the tree and returns to his hole ... So.
- This node is the ...? - Fisherman double.
And no ! The double fisherman I showed you before.
This is the figure eight.
You will have learned how these knots?
When I was little, I was climbing in the middle.
What is the center?
... It is the school of Santa Claus.
How does one go in the middle of Santa Claus?
You do not have parents.
Never mind that I miss only the father?
Stop talking nonsense! You still have your mother.
Get Them ... tienitela close ... because there is only one mother.
I speak, but in reality I know nothing.
- If you break what I tell you, give me a call. - Huh?
No, no, never mind, we continue.
(Santa Claus) Go, boy, does' fast!
- i have to poop. - Huh?
- i have to poop. - No, no, he does not talk!
(Antoine) Mom says which is not good himself.
(Santa Claus) Who cares to what your mother says.
Antoine? (VERSES OF EFFORT ANTOINE)
Antoine?
Oh, no, you do not do a poo right now.
(Santa Claus) Sorry, but not professional.
(VERSES OF EFFORT ANTOINE) Power, push, accelerates!
(Antoine) Do not I have to think, otherwise I do not quit.
You may not sing me a song?
Forget it, I do not sing a song while you poop!
Then you'll go, if I tell you now the story of Zebrito?
Jump, shoot!
(Antoine) So, was the son Zebrito Mom and Dad's zebra.
One day, he wanted to go Zebrito walking in Savannah ...
..and his father said to him ...
.. "Yes, Zebrito, but not go too far ... "
"..altrimenti Risks to meet the crocodile from the big mouth. "
(Antoine) But Zebrito disobeyed his father and walked away.
So he lost and met the crocodile, who came up and ... Ahhh!
- How does It end? - Well, i do not know How It ends.
What does it mean you do not know, it is absurd.
My dad promised me I told the end ...
..when came home from work, but then he never came back.
(VERSES OF EFFORT ANTOINE)
(THUD) Hooray, I did.
Well, then ... Get a move on, we have to finish quickly, come on!
- There is a light, Santa Claus! - Huh?
There is a light in the corridor.
Antoine, listen to me, it is important. Large should not see you, never!
- Did you understand ? Did you hear me ? Of 'ok! - Ok!
Careful not to make noise. Place torch and goes' in the balcony.
- (Woman) Where Are you going? - (Man) i heard a noise, I'll be back.
Antoine? Oh shit! Shit !
Antoine, where are you?
I hid myself; there's a man who is turning for home.
- now He is coming down the stairs. - It should be 'in the kitchen, quick, quick!
Who are you ?
Do not be afraid I am the helper of Santa Claus.
The aid for gold for his sleigh.
(Antoine) E 'on the roof, I go to him.
What are you doing ? Stop talking! It should be 'gradually!
Thank you.
What are you doing here? Children, who's this?
- Eh, It is a sprite. - a leprechaun?
Of course, and I'm a smurf!
(Man) Children, do not move, now comes the mother.
(Girls) Dad, leave him alone, it is good.
(Man) Yes, we will see this.
(Centranilista) aspects, the step the Central.
So who are you? You stole something?
I have not stolen anything, are He came to look for gold to the sled.
What are you saying ? With whom did you come?
Well, with Santa Claus.
- (Policeman) Police, Tell me As well. - Yup...
Listen, have just entered thieves in my house, and I ...
- Come and get Santa Claus! - I can not ... I can not.
(Antoine) Please. Come and get me. Come and get Santa Claus!
- I can not ! - (Antoine) I beg you, come get me.
Come and get me, please. Come and get me, Santa Claus!
He's talking someone, I think it's a gang.
Come immediately!
You have to come, hurry.
(Policeman) Do not move, do nothing.
(Policeman) Lord, hear me? Do not move does nothing.
(Policeman) My colleagues are coming. Lord?
(Policeman) Lord please, resume the phone!
(SCREAM OF FRIGHT)
- Where's the baby? - Ah! And 'there! - Antoine?
- Where ? - There. Well, He was There.
(Policeman) I hear voices. Who you are there with her? Answer me ?
(Policeman) Lord?
Antoine?
(Policeman) Lord, resume the phone, talk to me!
- They run away! - Antoine?
Antoine?
(ANTOINE gasps)
Antoine, sorry!
I have not done it on purpose. I have not done it on purpose.
That's okay ... It's okay, Antoine. It 'my fault, forgive me.
You were great. Here. You did well, go.
(POLICE SIREN)
I'm proud of you, I'm proud of you.
Here, hey! ... I'm here on this side!
Come!
Come on!
Hold on to me!
(POLICE SIRENS)
Stay here.
You're not the real Santa Claus.
No.
And my sleigh ride, then?
Come here.
Listen, Antoine, now you are a little man ...
..and you can understand certain things.
You know, there are places where even the real Santa Claus, you can bring.
Places where no one can go.
You understand it ?
(ANTOINE CRIES)
Ssh! Ssh!
Calm ! Calm !
(Santa Claus) Forgive me!
Forgive me !
Now you home!
You know, however tonight I had fun.
Wait ... Antoine.
What I did do tonight is not good.
Not you!
When i was child, at the center, I stole some things ...
..and no one told me anything.
And look how I became.
- Promise? - Promised.
So my mom was right, we stole, that toy.
Yup.
We must return.
Oh no, no ... I know that we should ...
..but I'm not going never twice in the same place, ...
..it is too dangerous.
We do not steal and we laugh, is not the same thing.
Because of you, I will arrive Later at the North Pole.
- Come down with me? - Sure, not risk losing you again.
(SIREN OF AN ALARM)
Let's go.
Very good.
And now what do we do?
First of all we find the house keys.
Yes! The magic of Christmas You can begin! Come on!
(WHISTLE)
It's all under the Christmas tree!
Show us where.
But I have to go back inside.
Guys, do not mess around, if I'm late, ...
..I beak another week Insulation ...
I also have to get rid equipment.
- Fine. - Everything is fine ? - Go, get away!
Well, merry Christmas.
Hey !
- Are you ready ? - Ready !
- I'll get the equipment. - Yup.
Hey !
Guys ?
What have you done ? Why did you lock the door?
It closed by itself.
What happens ?
(POLICE SIRENS) Tries to break down the door!
(POLICE SIRENS)
No, no ... no!
By, dammele.
Get on the roof!
Go 'to kill the bastard!
- Who Are the strongest? - US.
- Shall i Tell you the end of your story? - Yup.
So Zebrito, as we know, we were lost ...
..aveva fear, it was dark and just at that moment arrives the crocodile.
Earlier he wants to eat him.
But for the first time in his life he does not.
In fact, it is nice. Even become friends.
So the crocodile, decides to help Zebrito find his way.
But it was not easy.
They tried, they tried again, and finally they arrived near the house.
There, they met the hyenas, that surrounded them.
And the Crocodile said to Zebrito: Back home, the hyenas I'll.
And what has happened the Crocodile?
Do not worry about him.
And Zebrito finds his dad and his mom?
Only mom ...
His dad went up there, on his star.
It is beautiful your story.
(Henchman) Open!
Come on, quick, let's move!
(Henchman) Give me the keys! ...
(Henchman) If I catch you, I'll kill you! I told you to open! ...
(Henchman) Give me the keys!
(Police) Police! Get down from there! On the ground! On the ground I said!
I would like to stay with you.
Can not be done... I have to go back to the North Pole.
You do not need anyone. Well you do alone.
Go '!
(VERSES OF EFFORT)
How are you my love ?
- did you have a Good night - Yes, Mum.
- you went to See if Father Christmas is over? - No.
- have not you left yet? - No.
So, let's go!
Oh ! Wow!
- (Mom) Like, my love? - Yup.
- Look at that big bow! - Wow!
Wow!
Yeah!
- (mother) Are you happy? - Yup.
- (Mama) Santa Claus has He spoiled. - Yup.
(VERSES OF COMBAT)
(Antoine, radio) 1, 2, ... 1, 2, do you copy?
They are in place, are hidden.
- (Antoine) you receive? - (mother) Yeah, i hear you.
Mom...
- You're still looking? - Yes, I'm looking for.
- (Antoine) Mom? - Antoine?
Mom, pick up.
Antoine, where are you?
Why not work anymore?
Ah ... excuse me, can help me please?
You must press this ...
(Santa Claus) 1, 2, 1, 2, you receive? 1, 2, you hear us? Step !
(Santa Claus) If you hear me, of 'okay!
It is a good model, if his son like adventures, it is perfect.
Hey, honey ... We take these.
- Is it for you, the walkie talkie? - No, It's for Hugo.
- Come on, Antoine? - i make them a gift package. - Thank you.